The Brazilian: A Country near Pedophilia

I really don't get the attraction of the Brazilian. I love a full, well-groomed bush. On men, on women, on myself. I think pubic hair is sexy. It's soft and silky and coarse all at the same time. You can brush your fingers through it. You can grab it and give it a gentle pull. There are so many options and situations in which pubic hair is a plus. Pubic hair is natural and it shows that you're past puberty. When will the pubic hair shame stop?

Now, don't misunderstand: I completely encourage grooming. It's really nice to be able to find the object you're looking for when you're getting physical with someone. The 70s thicket bush can stay back in the 70s. But the thought that pubic hair is something about which you should be ashamed or embarrassed is just plain ridiculous.

Two years ago, I dated a guy who was tall, dark and hairy. Now, we're not talking gorilla here, just your regular hairy man. So, one night, we started getting really intimate for the first time. One thing lead to another, we went into the bedroom and all our clothes came off. And I suddenly found myself face-to-fork with my first male Brazilian. Not just the balls, but the whole area, from belly button down. Thankfully, I didn't laugh or point and was able to stay in the mood. But, as I was going down on him, I just couldn't help looking around and thinking, "How old are you? Holy crap. I feel like I'm with a 7-year-old boy and it's really freaking me out." And I've seen and heard about more instances since then. Is this an epidemic? If so, please find a cure. I am not attracted to pre-pubescent boys, so don't make me feel like I'm with one.

I honestly don't know how the majority of men feel about Brazilians. I'm sure it's split opinions like most things. But if I was with a guy who was all gung-ho about me sporting a Brazilian, I'd suspect that a bit of a creepy fetish was going on. I mean, dressing up as a Catholic school girl is one thing, but I find it a bit disturbing when someone actually wants me to look like one underneath. I am a woman, not a little girl.

Alright Ladies & Gents, as always, my caveat is: do what makes you feel good and beautiful. I have some friends who really like the feel of being hairless down there and I applaud them for it. But don't do it because someone else - like society or some sleazy latent pedophile - tells you that they think pubic hair is unattractive. Make up your own mind and be proud of your pubes!

Oh, and on a last note to the guys: Really, honey, nothing is going to make it look any bigger. And shaving down so that you look like a child doesn't help in that department either.