Where have all the fabulous gay men gone?

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Gay men of my acquaintance, your stock has plummeted. This opinion was crystallized for me a few days ago whilst I was hanging out with my Gay Husband...

On a recent trip to the grocery store I decided to treat myself to a little visual stimulation by purchasing the annual “Sexiest Man Alive Issue” of People Magazine. (On a side note—can I just say yum! Bless you People Magazine.) So I was bonding with my Gay Husband for the evening and I decided to share the issue with him, thinking he would appreciate it as much as I did and we could drool over our favorites.

His first comment when he looked at the cover, “Who is this?” Who is that? Are you effing kidding me?! My jaw dropped and I was speechless (Scarlet can testify that me speechless is a rare thing.). Who the hell doesn’t know the very charming, talented and delicious Ryan Renyolds?! I had to dig all the way back to a Van Wilder reference before the light bulb came on. I asked him if he was sure he wasn’t straight but frankly in retrospect that’s not fair to straight men. I admit that I’m a bit of a pop culture junkie but come on!

I might be in the market for a new Gay Husband. Anyone interested in the job?